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Recent Movie Reviews


Brawl 4 Brawl 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, Mushroom.

Cue applause.



The Painter's Sign The Painter's Sign

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ch'eah

I thought this this movie really captured the spirit of the game well, and I like that you "painted" a darker portrait of the sign painter. Very well done.



FC Tells Da Truth FC Tells Da Truth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HIT ME BABY

ONE MORE TIME


Recent Game Reviews


Shitty Fucking Art Game Shitty Fucking Art Game

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Shit.

Calling it satire does not excuse the fact that the game was, overall, pretty lame. The controls were incredible clunky, the mechanic was stale and boring, and the story was lame as shit.



Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

wat

Who the hell's The Queen? What the hell is Oystercloud and why the hell does it make fish rain down from the sky? What the FUCK kind of ending was that? Worst ending evar. I realize you guys were trying to be abrupt, but you left too many questions unanswered and the game was far too short to be any sort of conclusion to the series.


ImpendingRiot responds:

Stop that.


Xeno Tactic 2 Xeno Tactic 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

OK, but could use some help!

It was alright, same old pass by defense game, put there are tons of others. I would suggest making a new one with units that when you upgraded them, they transform (half the fun of upgrading them) rather than just changing color, that's boring. Then add some kind of fun twist like a small mix of rpg, or something.


Recent Audio Reviews


FF7 prelude (DEMO) FF7 prelude (DEMO)

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Are you ghey?

Dude, it's a MIDI for chrissake. That, and this is the loading screen music for EVERY Final Fantasy game. You, sir, are a retard.